And They Said You'd Never Amount to Anything

Regular price $5.00

This tongue-in-cheek card is a fun alternative to a traditional congratulations card. Whether you give it to a valedictorian or a 'super senior,' it's sure to get a laugh. 

- Folded A2 Greeting Card (4.125” x 5.5”)
- Blank Inside
- 120lb. Mohawk Paper
- Recycled Kraft Envelope

Letterpress printed with love in Dolgeville, NY.
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