My Ducks Are Not In A Row Funny Greeting Card
Embrace the beautiful chaos with this playful greeting card that celebrates the fine art of not having it all together. Featuring a charming duck-themed design, this card is a tribute to anyone whose life is more free range than in a row...and proud of it. Perfect for friends, coworkers, or loved ones who are navigating life on their own terms (and maybe losing a few ducks along the way). Great as a just-because card, encouragement card, or for celebrating glorious imperfection.
Features:
- A2 size (4.25" W × 5.5" L)
- Paired with kraft envelope
- FSC Certified cover paper
- Blank inside for your personal message
- Made in USA
- Free shipping when you spend $150 or more!
- In stock, ready to ship
- Backordered, shipping soon
We strive to find the safest, fastest, and most affordable way to get your items to you! Most orders ship same or next day via USPS and UPS. Upgrades to 2-day or next-day shipping are available.
Most items typically ship:
East coast - 1-3 days
Mid-West - 2-4 days
West coast - 3-5 days
Hitchcock Paper Co. is a small boutique stationery shop outside of Washington, DC in Occoquan, Virginia. In addition to our house brand of cards and stickers, we find unique and fun journals, pens, stationery, and gifts available in our shop and online.