Emergency Dad Jokes
Being a dad is hard enough as it is without having to come up with endless groan-worthy one-liners on top of it. Talk about unrealistic expectations. That’s why this cargo-short-pocket-sized card deck is packed with a hundred terrible, ready-to-roll jokes–perfect for adding a few exasperated sighs to any occasion. There’s even a place on the back of each card to write a heartfelt note–or just ‘Hi hungry, I’m Dad.’
Box includes 100 double-sided cards, with each featuring a dad joke on the front and a place to add a little additional 'wisdom' on the back.
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Hitchcock Paper Co. is a small boutique stationery shop outside of Washington, DC in Occoquan, Virginia. In addition to our house brand of cards and stickers, we find unique and fun journals, pens, stationery, and gifts available in our shop and online.