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The Salty Birds Coloring Book by Brass Monkey delivers 80 pages of cheeky, chirpy chaos. It’s packed with countless birds flaunting serious attitude and equally sassy quotes. This isn’t your typical relaxing nature book—this is a flock of foul-mouthed fowl ready to ruffle your feathers (in the best way possible). Perfect for laughing while you color outside the lines.
Inside, discover an aviary of judgmental jays, sarcastic sparrows, and blunt-beaked buddies, each paired with a hilariously salty one-liner. Every page combines vintage-style illustrations with unapologetically honest bird banter—it’s nature with a snarky twist.
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West coast - 3-5 days
Hitchcock Paper Co. is a small boutique stationery shop outside of Washington, DC in Occoquan, Virginia. In addition to our house brand of cards and stickers, we find unique and fun journals, pens, stationery, and gifts available in our shop and online.