Effin' Birds Playing Cards
Effin' Birds Playing Cards

Effin' Birds Playing Cards

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These irreverent playing card decks feature fowl-beaked statements from some of the rudest birds on earth, accompanied by Audubon bird illustrations —from the author of Effin' Birds.

Bird identification has a grand and noble tradition—but you won't find that in
Effin' Birds Playing Cards, which pairs elegant illustrations with dirty sayings, witty insults, and a cr*pload of poop jokes. Based on the laugh-out-loud success of Effin' Birds, this pair of playing card decks includes:

  • Two rude and ridiculous card decks, perfect for playing your favorite card game or just as a pick-me-up.
  • 108 cards featuring glorious full-color Audubon portraits and black and white sketches and engravings of birds saying the things that should not be said.
  • A simple and snarky booklet offering the rules for classic card games.
Birders, their friends and families, and anyone who relishes irreverent mashup humor will love using these colorful cards for any effin’ game.

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